Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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