I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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