Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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