On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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