just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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