They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
