Your tits are I can't wait for
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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