Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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