the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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