Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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