just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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