he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Are we still banned from the library?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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