new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
false alarm. still invincible.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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