Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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