member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I need moral support for this bender
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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