Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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