We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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