Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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