we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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