Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So many bounce houses so little time
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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