Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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