no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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