I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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