Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The struggles of a small town man whore
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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