I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
