love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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