i would punch a child for taco bell
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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