we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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