Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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