i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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