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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
please come you make the beer taste better
it's like iHOP with fire
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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