matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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