We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Randomize
