her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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