She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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