if you like me you must not know who I am
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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