Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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