google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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