so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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