i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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