Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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