On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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