i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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