thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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