Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
did you just send me my own nude
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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