Plan B is the new Plan A
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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