About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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