hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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