I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
wat bout pragnant strippers??
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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