when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
